I am so sick that I’ve changed huge life plans to take naps. I also called in sick to my second day of work. wah wah wah.
On a related note- Fever Thoughts:
1. While at a show I should not have attended: “There sure are a lot of black shirts here. How do they make them black? Oh. Black sheep. Or they’re probably dyed. White sheep.” (No one was wearing wool.)
2. “Oh no. Where did my tattoo go?” (Wrong foot.)